The Ugly Gene VO’s Want To Deny…Why?

by | Apr 15, 2012 | Ruminations | 11 comments

Subtitle:  The SECOND most transparent blog I’ve ever written

 [Prologue: In my closet, I have a special section for storing thin ties, Angel’s Flight pants, and Nehru jackets.  As fashion trends go… they’ll be back.  I’m sure they’ll come back.]

Last night, for the thousandth time I noticed that the directions for the audition I’m about to record say:  “NO ANNOUNCERS”  –or– “NO announcer types”  –or– don’t be “announcer-y”, as in: “broadcaster-type”.

And for the thousandth time I sigh, and shake my head in frustration and disgust.

 The FACTS:

1)     The best jobs in voice-over land (aside from movie trailers) come from Radio and TV…be they commercial spots, Network promos, or Imaging and accompanying video programs. In other words your voice ends up in a BROADCAST in some way.

 2)  A significant portion (70%?…80%?) of today’s voice over professionals trace their roots to broadcasting (usually radio).

 3)  ANNOUNCING is an incredibly effective and money-making approach to conveying  information…bringing $Billions$ to the pockets of advertisers, clients, talent, broadcast outlets, agents, unions, and corporations.  This has been true for over 50 years  (and persists in the present day:  Ask Cliff Zellman about his best-paying car dealership clients).

 
SO WHY…

 …I ask you, is ANNOUNCING the definitive VO poison pill?… the veritable modern-day version of Adolph Hitler in voice acting?  Is it ’cause we’re dog-tired of it?  Is it an affront to our ears?  Don’t even begin to tell me it’s a fake or contrived way of talking — it is — but read #3 above.

MY CROSS…

 A couple of weeks ago at FaffCon4, I was having a nice conversation in the hallway with a welcome addition to the usual mix of voice actors:  she was a talent/casting agent who had many words of wisdom for the attendees.  When I finally got around to formally introducing myself and explaining the various hats I wore, she broke in and said:  “…I could tell you were in News…you have that ‘sound’…that ‘cadence’ “.  Implicit in her statement was a sort of perceived sadness…a regret that unfortunately, I might not ever be able rise above the handicap and become a VO success.  Remember, this was casual conversation.  Apparently the oodles of dollars I’ve spent with the best VO coaches to lose my “announcer accent” has failed me in the most innocent way.

But wait…there’s more:

Just last week, I had an email exchange with a top voice actor whom you all know.  Our conversation was concerning another topic entirely, but as an aside, his admonition to me was to remove any and all references to “broadcasting” from my branding materials.  In other words, implicit in the word “broadcaster” is “announcer”, and let’s face it: that’s…well…DEATH in Voice Over circles, right?  (apparently a broadcast Emmy means nothing to potential VO clients?).

Don’t misconstrue this rant as sour grapes. I’ve KNOWN this situation has existed for years…I entered voice overs realizing full well the third-world status of “announcers”… all the admonitions not to “puke” into the mic, etc.   I can remember sitting with a highly-regarded TV consultant in the late 80’s as he coached me on how to be “conversational” in my news anchor delivery… so the announcer hate-mongering has been going on for many many years.

And yet…

 ….and yet it survives.  How often have you taken phone patch direction from a client who — at the outset — stated he/she did NOT want an announcer-y delivery, but when it was all said-and-done, ended up being exactly that?

 How often did you work long and hard to cut an audition using all the best interpretive and “converational” touchy-feely voice-over talents you could muster, only to find that when you hear the spot on the air — with the guy who WON the audition — the final cut sounds like an announcer?

 Certainly there IS a place for the non-announcer-y read.  Ask Doug Turkel — The Un-nouncer — who has made a brilliant branding campaign and VO business of… well….NOT announcing.

…and besides, doesn’t the prestige of labeling yourself as an “Actor” rather than an “announcer” carry a much greater cachet?  Look into the eyes of the man in this picture, and say in a haughty British accent:  “…after all…I’m an ACTOR!…”

 “But CourVO,” you say, “It’s what the client wants!”

Pul-leez…most clients have no idea what they want.  Let’s stop being so disingenuous about it, and even more, let’s stop being so SCARED of being announcer-y.  Who’s with me?!!

Uh-huh…that’s what I thought.

OK, forget it.

As of today, my website says:  “Award winning TALENT,” (not broadcaster).  In fact, the CourVO.com home page has no mention of broadcast at all… now I’ve got “30 years of On-Cam experience”.

I say all this as Las Vegas’ 2nd-most attended convention on the yearly calendar (CES is first) convenes for a week-long conference:  The NAB (National Association of Broadcasters).

Voice Actor delivery vs. broadcast delivery….. ‘Can’t we all just get along?

Regardless, I’m keeping my broadcaster’s voice in special storage in the closet.  I know it’ll be back some day.  I just know it will come back.

CourVO

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11 Comments

  1. Rowell Gormon

    …for all the smoke, mirrors, and mystery of the latest “new style” of acceptable voiceover-du-jour, it’s still an affected way of speaking words that a “real person” would never string together. in effect: it’s just another form of announcer.

    pukers? that’s different.

    rg

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    • CourVO

      Rowell,

      Hello, my friend… thanks for chiming in…and I totally agree.

      I think announcing is fun…it, too, is acting.

      CourVO

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  2. Joe J Thomas

    Good post, Dave.

    In my opinion, the “announcer sound” is just another voice in my toolbox.
    There are still plenty of jobs that use a, shall we say, more presentational sound.

    The issue is if it is your *only* voice.
    If so, better make sure you carve out that specialty deep into the market.

    Plenty of folks make a living with just one voice.
    It’s like any other career choice – always a balance between depth and breadth of skills.

    … if they need that sound, I got ’em covered 😉

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    • CourVO

      JJT,

      So true…so true… I prefer to be a jack of all trades and a master at all…although it’s probably a lot to shoot for. I DO have preferred niche talents I rely on for bread ‘n’ butter work.

      Thanks for visiting and commenting, Joe,

      Dave C

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  3. Marc Scott

    My favourite is, in the past, when a client has specifically requested me for their spot because of my name recognition as a radio personality… and in the same request stated they don’t want the spot to sound like an announcer. Go figure that one!

    Great post Dave. I’ll be sharing this one.

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  4. Roxanne Hernandez Coyne

    Dave, I’m sorry that I’m laughing at your pain, but you are SO funny!!! Your articles always cheer me up. You are gifted in so many ways. Thanks for expressing yourself so beautifully for the rest of us to ponder and enjoy.

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    • CourVO

      Roxanne…It’s OK, I’m not in pain…just a rabble-rouser from time to time, and now I’m smiling ’cause you enjoyed my musings.

      Thanks for stopping by to comment, Roxanne…write soon, write often!

      Dave Courvoisier

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  5. David Sigmon

    And yet again, another bulls-eye piece. Thank you for the thought provoking exercise.
    DS

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  6. Miné Bilgé

    Yes ! You are decidedly gifted !

    I love to read your INLIGHTS ♠♠

    Blessings…Infinitely,
    voiceofmine*

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  7. Dustin Ebaugh

    Just great stuff Dave, as always. Some wonderful food for thought.

    Reply

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